Open Thread
Just in case you crazy people were so busy scribbling in the perennially distracting thread, here are some 4th of July fireworks.
Blow up in the comments, if you'd like.
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I have allowed the amazing thread to go on a little too long, but my excuse is that I'm distracted. When I'm not trying to get some work done in my hotel room, I'm out among the milling hordes at Convergence. I warn you, the video below may horrify some…but these motley nerds, geeks, weirdos, freaks, and strangely imaginative and gentle partiers are my people.
It's going to be interesting tonight. The Trophy Wife™, who is actually a normal person and has never been to a con before, arrives to find out what goes on at these things, and there may be a little culture shock. It could unlock her…
The thread is dead, long live the thread! Now party on, dudes.
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Gathering comments in the amaranthine thread is a bit like this:
Discuss.
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(via Dr Gen)
The insatiable thread briefly flirted with zombies, of which I approve, and then lapsed back into the World Cup obsession. We can't have that. Too normal. Must instigate deeper weirdness.
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In our last installment of the entropic thread, I had a video of an attractive young anti-Catholic woman; at the end, people were asking about a vaguely-recalled American religious conservative who confessed to sex with a mule.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Neal Horsley, anti-abortion crusader, fanatical zealot of the religious right, and admitted mule-boinker.
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We'll be on a plane leaving for America soon enough, so don't fill up the unslakeable thread too quickly this time.
Maybe some melodic anti-Catholic imagery will distract you all for a bit.
(There is some nudity in this movie. I f you don't like that, don't watch it!)
Youtube censored the video, the whiny little cowards. Fresh version now on Vimeo.
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While you're trapped in the inescapable thread, I'm here in Copenhagen.
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I have closed the previous edition of the undead thread, and now with great pomp and ceremony, inaugurate a new one.
Hint to any theists reading this: yes, this is exactly what your rituals look like to us godless folk.
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Please use the following video as an aid for diagnosing your condition if you are one of the contributors to the unending font of madness.
I think most of you are afflicted with number 3, "Causing a hullabaloo".
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I also believe in dinosaurs, but this video is mainly an opportunity to sight-see a bit of New Zealand. Otherwise, you all know how the ad infinitum thread works — just talk about whatever you feel like.
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Sven seemed to think it a fine idea to launch everyone into space in the last iteration of the cosmic thread, and who am I to argue? Zoooooom!
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Somehow, this video reminds me of the party that never ends.
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I knew it would come to this. Now the indefatiguable thread is about porn stars. Let's see how long you can keep it up (she said).
You can talk about other things, too, you know.
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Forget all this endless chatter, just watch the video. It's Douglas Adams in fine form.
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Resetting old thread, resume conversation here.
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We have a wicked, psychotic cat who went insane during a time when we were fostering other cats for the humane society — some cats just don't tolerate novelty and company — and ever since he's been plotting to kill me. The only reason we're keeping him around is that I'm pretty sure he's the feline anti-christ, and confining him to our house in Morris means he won't be conquering the world any time soon.
He attempted a prison break today, though, and ran loose in the yard for a while. And what happened? He found a baby bunny, killed it, and brought it back into the house. Then he gave me that…
The ancient, wizened thread might be 2,300 years old, or 21,700 or 27,000 years.
Isn't it nice to begin a quiet Saturday morning with a stomping of an old jailbird and fraud?