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The boy is an inspiring and ambitious figure today.
Man, you can shoot the pope and still get a job in this administration.
Well. If I were a "single-celled, parasitic protozoan known for infections that sometimes last for years, which may be accompanied by vague gastrointestinal distress or dysentery—complete with blood and mucus in the stool", I'd feel grossly insulted by this comparison. (I'm one to talk…"pmyers" turns up in a trypanosome.)
I liked him so much better during his "Tiger Beat" days. Next thing they'll tell me is that Boner has become a monk... (But on the plus side, "argument from banana" is now my favorite creationist argument).