So, I'm a sheep ... a smart, somewhat evil, sheep

A sheep ... a smart, somewhat evil, non-metrosexual sheep.

I am 5% Idiot.
Friggin Genius

I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people.

I am 45% Evil Genius.
I Want to be Evil!

I want to be evil. I do evil things. But given the opportunity, and a darn good reason I may turn to the good side. Besides I am probably a miserable evil genius.

And, oh, what the heck ...

I am 19% Metrosexual.
Metro-What? Git Off My Lawn!

I need some advice. I need to STOP BUYING MY CLOTHS AT WAL-MART!!!! I will never land a decent woman unless I shave this nasty facial hair, and spend more then $5 on a haircut.

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