Episode CXXXXV: The disturbingly one-handed thread

As the steady paycheck from the old Addams Family series slowed to a trickle, and as the heady days of the Hollywood films ended, the Thing descended to working in porn to support his manicure addiction, performing degrading acts for the jaded, cynical crowd at The Thread.

That's creepy as hell. If people get into it, fine; the upside is that no women need to be involved. At all. I just hope they have a disclaimer on the game to let buyers know this is not a training video.

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