You know, I'm supposed to watch my diet now. I took my son to lunch the other day and he ordered and ate an entire chicken-fried steak sandwich with a giant platter of french fries right in front of me, which was incredibly cruel…but I was strong, and didn't even steal a single fry from his plate. Then I thought that the person in the everlasting gob-unstopping thread was being similarly cruel when she posted this bacon porn video:
But she wasn't! I found myself completely uninterested in ever eating bacon again after watching that! Some of you may not want to watch it, then — it's a bit like hosing holy water onto the attendees at a vampire convention.
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I am cruel. I am heartless. I am evil. For this instance of the damned thread, I give you…"music".
You knew I wasn't a nice guy when you came here.
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The battle is over, you godless chattering monkeys, and it wasn't our reasoned arguments or our ferocious onslaught on religious institutions that finally led to the collapse of Christianity. The War on Religion was won by this video:
Game over, man. Game. Over.
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Getting back to civilization...means having a Big Mac and realizing that watching MI3 dubbed in Chinese does not mean you miss anything of the brilliant plot and dialogue....
Yichang
(E-chong)
30 July
Today Vanessa and I left for Yichang. I got up around 6am and the bus left around 6:30. The driver…
I knew it would come to this. Now the indefatiguable thread is about porn stars. Let's see how long you can keep it up (she said).
You can talk about other things, too, you know.
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