I knew it! I knew there had to be an explanation that young earth creationists could come up with for all that evidence in support of evolution:
(WARNING: Borderline NSFW, depending on your job. Definitely offensive to fundamentalists.)
It's so obvious. Why didn't I think of it before?
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Intelligent Design is cleverly designed.
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You're just too highly trained.
SMBC is always good.
She wants a degree from BJU?!?
Heh. I have that on a t-shirt. Sadly, though, at least one person in four doesn't realize its a parody. It's made for a few awkward conversations when I wear it outside of my godless ivory tower.
Also--Satan with man-boobs? Ew.
Holy Stupidity Batman!
I'm reminded of the old SNL sketch "The Church Lady".
"And who placed your fossils ? could it have been, SATAN, perhaps? "
Ah, the old "fossils-were-Satan's-work" argument. A canard as old as the hills. Didn't hold water then, doesn't now.
After all, cancer is God's work, while fossils are the Devil's work.
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