Oh, what the heck?

All the other ScienceBloggers are taking this test, so why not?


What Disease Are You?




You Are Influenza!

Also known as the flu, you are warm, nurturing, and make a great confidante. People admire you for your gentleness and honesty. While you can't literally wipe out 35,000,000 people by causing them to drown in their own phlegm, you sure can clear out a room with your lame jokes.
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I came out as influenza, as well, which is nice because I'm interested in it. :)

Another ebola here. Hope no one's reporting this quiz to Homeland Security.

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