Google Searches
Sometimes, when I get bored, I play around with sites like Google. Barry was sitting there talking about how much he missed seeing the Steelers play, and before long, we were Googling how to get from Hawaii to Pittsburgh, including a quick and dirty Google Maps. So what's the best way to get from Honolulu to Pittsburgh according to Google Maps?
That doesn't look so bad. But, let's take a closer look at step 14:
That's right - Google recommends we kayak across the Pacific Ocean - all 2,756 miles from the north shore of Oahu to some park in Seattle. It'll only take us just over 15 days…
Oi! I've been poked again with a meme, this time by Daniel. But, I have to admit, it sounded fun.
Here's the deal: to find search terms that get this blog as the top result - obviously not just your title. It's far more entertaining that you'd expect. Here's the best ones I could find:
Dose of cuteSci-Fi Worthy ParasiteChristie is a nerdNational geographic nerdNerd sex smells
And my personal favorites:
Christie is absolute evilNerdy sex with ChristieChristie smells funnyChristie is a sexy nerdChristie: hot and hard to keepChristie boosts fertility
Yeah, I couldn't stop laughing for about 10…
So, every once in awhile I check my feedburner stats, to see what kind of stuff attracts people to my site. You know, where people link to me from, etc. Well, I usually have a few from random google searches like "science nerd" or "tiger" (something about my Tiger Wine post is apparently very popular with google search). Sometimes, though, it's just good to know a person found what they were looking for. Like this guy:
That's damn right, biatch. Another satisfied googler, I'm sure.