Deutsch für Doofe

tags: Deutsch für Doofe, German for Boneheads, German language, education, SpeedyConKiwi, streaming video This video is all about how to pronounce the German alphabet -- something I cannot do correctly at this time. Not that knowing how to say this is going to help me when talking to the bankers about depositing my paycheck into my account or anything. If I don't know how to say the alphabet by the time this video pops up, you have my permission to tie me up and force me to drink German beer until I learn how to say it.

tags: Deutsch für Doofe, German for Boneheads, German language, education, SpeedyConKiwi, streaming video Lesson two in how to not offend Germans while buying beer. Let me review: Hello = Hallo Good morning = Guten Morgen Good evening = Guten Abend Good day = Guten Tag Good night = Gute Nacht Goodbye = Auf Wiedersehen Bye = TschüÃ/Ciao See you soon = Bis bald See you later = Bis später See you tomorrow = Bis morgen Please = Bitte Thank you = Danke You're welcome = Bitte

tags: Deutsch für Doofe, German for Boneheads, German language, education, Speedyconkiwi, streaming video German for Boneheads: lesson one. How to ask for six fish at the pet store without inadvertently ending up with 60 fish. I still love Sulkasiipi.

tags: Deutsch für Doofe, German for Boneheads, German language, education, streaming video Okay, let's face the facts: my German sucks. Every time someone says something to me in German, my first reaction is to either respond in Spanish or Indonesian or (surprisingly) Japanese. As a result, I am left stammering my way through a ragtag collection of phrases in several languages, and no one, not even I, can understand what I am trying to say. So I am too intimidated to attempt to practice speaking my piss-poor German because the Germans are not very forgiving of idiots (forgetting of course,…