Bad Statistics

This past weekend, my friend Orac sent me a link to an interesting piece of bad math. One of Orac's big interest is vaccination and anti-vaccinationists. The piece is a newsletter by a group calling itself the "Sound Choice Pharmaceutical Institute" (SCPI), which purports to show a link between vaccinations and autism. But instead of the usual anti-vac rubbish about thimerosol, they claim that "residual human DNA contamintants from aborted human fetal cells" causes autism. Among others, Orac already covered the nonsense of that from a biological/medical perspective. What he didn't do, and…
I've been writing this blog for a long time - nearly four years. You'd think that after all of the bad math I've written about, I must have reached the point where I wouldn't be surprised at the sheer innumeracy of most people - even most supposedly educated people. But alas for me, I'm a hopeless idealist. I just never quite manage to absorb how clueless the average person is. Today in the New York Times, there's an editorial which talks about the difficulties faced by the children of immigrants. In the course of their argument, they describe what they claim is the difference between the…
Here's a quick bit of obnoxious bad math. I saw this myself in a link to an AP article via Salon.com, and a reader sent me a link to the same story via CNN. It's yet another example of what I call a metric error: that is, the use of a measurement in a way that makes it appear to mean something very different than what it really means. Here's the story. Chevy is coming out with a very cool new car, the Volt. It's a hybrid with massive batteries. It plugs in to your household electricity when you're home to charge its batteries. It operates as an electric car until its batteries start to get…
An alert reader just sent me, via "Media Matters", the single dumbest real-life video clip that I have ever seen. In case you've been living under a rock, Bill O'Reilly is a conservative radio and TV talk-show host. He's known for doing a lot of really obnoxious things, ranging from sexually harassing at least one female employee, to sending some of his employees to stalk people who he doesn't like, to shutting off the microphones of guests on his show if he's losing an argument. In short, he's a loudmouthed asshole who gets off on bullying people. But that's just background. As a…
Yet More Deceptive Graphs As you've probably heard, there was a horrible incident in Pittsburgh this weekend, in which a crazed white supremacist who believed that Obama was coming to take his guns shot and killed three policemen. Markos Moulitsas, of Daily Kos, pointed out lunatics like this shooter are acting on conspiracy theories that are being relentlessly promoted by the likes of Glen Beck and Michelle Bachman. It's not an unreasonable thing to point out, given the amount of time that Beck and Bachman have spent lately talking about the impending socialist/fascist crackdowns that will…
I wasn't going to write about this, because I really don't have much to add. But people keep mailing it to me, so in order to shut you all up, I'll chip in. As everyone knows by now, we're in the midst of a really horrible financial disaster. I've argued in the past on this blog that the root cause of the entire disaster is pure, simple stupidity on the part of people in the financial business. People gave out mortgages that any sane rational person would have considered ridiculous. And then they built huge, elaborate financial structures on top of those mortgages, pretending that by…
I'm behind the curve a bit here, but I've seen and heard a bunch of people making really sleazy arguments about the current financial stimulus package working its way through congress, and those arguments are a perfect example of one of the classic ways of abusing statistics. I keep mentioning metric errors - this is another kind of metric error. The difference between this and some of the other examples that I've shown is that this is deliberately dishonest - that is, instead of accidentally using the wrong metric to get a wrong answer, in this case, we've got someone deliberately taking…
One of the most common sleazy tricks used by various sorts of denialists comes back to statistics - invalid and deceptive sampling methods. In fact, the very first real post on the original version of this blog was a shredding of a paper by Mark and David Geier that did this. Proper statistical analysis relies on a kind of blindness. Many of the things that you look for, you need to look for in a way that doesn't rely on any a priori knowledge of the data. If you look at the data, and find what appears to be an interesting property of it, you have to be very careful to show that it's a real…
Yet another reader sent me a link to a really annoying article at a site called "Daily Tech". The article has been more than adequately debunked by Darksyde at Daily Kos, but it's a very typical example of a general kind of argument made both for and against global warming, which I find extremely annoying. The basic argument takes one of two forms: Wow, look how hot it is today! How can anyone possible deny global warming? Wow, look how cold it is today! How can those idiots believe in global warming? These are both examples of confusing weather with climate. That confusion is a…
I've been getting a lot of mail from people asking for my take on the news about the Washington GOP primary. Most have wanted me to debunk rumours about vote fixing there, the way that I tried to debunk the rumours about the Democratic votes back in New Hampshire. Well, sorry to disappoint those of you who were hoping for a nice debunking of the idea of fraud, but to me, something sure looks fishy. For those who haven't been following: over the weekend, Republicans had primaries and/or caucuus in three states. In the first two - Kansas and Louisiana - McCain got beaten, badly, by Mike…
My friend, fellow ScienceBlogger, and BlogFather Orac asked me to take a look at href="http://www.jpands.org/vol12no3/carroll.pdf">a paper that purportedly shows that abortion is a causative risk factor for breast cancer, which he href="http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/2007/10/abortion_and_breast_cancer_the_chicago_t.php">posted about this morning. When the person who motivated me to start what's turned out to be a shockingly successful blog asks for something, how could I possibly say no? Especially when it's such a great example of the misuse of mathematics for political purposes…