What with Time naming everybody the "Person of the Year," Emmy is angling to snag Top Dog honors by uploading video of herself shredding a chew toy to YouTube:
It's hard to blog when you don't have opposable thumbs.
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. . . smells like spam to me.
Also, you couldn't use your own computer for this picture?
As 99.994% of the pets online are cats, I think she is a shoe in.
Kate, re: #1: . . . smells like spam to me.
Yeah, a bit. I deleted the URL.
Also, you couldn't use your own computer for this picture?
But the dog doesn't blog from my computer...
She finds it much easier to use the touch-pad than the mouse. It's that whole "opposable thumbs" thing again.
You. Are silly.
If you actually go and create a blog for the dog, though, then you've officially gone 'round the bend.
This reminds me of one of those irregular verbs in Yes (Prime) Minister:
I have an independent mind
You are an eccentric
He is round the twist