Episode CLXVIII: I can guess your name

I'm doing some morning travel today, and won't be able to access the interwebberies until this afternoon, so I'm closing the perpetual thread instance a little bit prematurely — this never happens, he said.

To compensate for the horrible awful stinky video in the previous thread, here's something better and more inspiring.

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