PRUUUUUUDES!

Jacqulyn Levin, a high school health education teacher, had a simple lesson plan to help students understand the anatomy of the female reproductive tract.

"She stood in front of the students," district spokesman Jeff Puma said. "If you can picture a body builder flexing his arms and having his hands [above head level] out to the side, my hands would be the ovaries, my arms would be the fallopian tubes, and so on."

That sounds perfectly reasonable to me — it's a way to get the layout of the structures clear in students' heads. I'll be teaching human physiology this term, and I'll just project photos and diagrams of the various ladybits and manbits on a giant screen in front of the auditorium — I don't know if a public school could handle the level of detail I'll be going into. Levin's approach sounds like a good compromise.

But wouldn't you know it…some parents in the school district freaked out.

King said his son objected to participating, and both he and his son objected to him being "forced" to participate.

"I'm all for scholastically based sex education," King said. "But this dance is meant to take away modesty and is disrespectful to women."

Oh, the poor widdle boy! Forced to pretend his manly muscled arms are womanly fallopian tubes! And oh, those poor little girls! Immodestly made aware of the existence of ovaries, ovaries that their mommies have told them to keep covered and hidden away!

This has become a cause for the Illinois Patriarchy Institute, who have taken a brief moment from their usually obsession with homosexuality to decry elementary sex education.

A couple of months ago Crystal Lake's Prairie Ridge High School Health teacher Jacqulyn Levin decided that the best way to teach her co-ed class of sophomore students the parts of the female reproductive anatomy was to use something she called the "Vagina Dance." To the tune of the Hokey Pokey, Levin led her class in a puerile dance that involved pointing to and singing about reproductive body parts while prancing about the classroom.

Her selection of this inappropriate instructional activity demonstrated a lack of empathy for those who may have a degree of modesty and self-respect that Levin does not possess. Did she consider that some students might feel uncomfortable participating in or even watching this dance and that they might fear being ridiculed if they chose to opt-out?

Her decision to use this dance as a teaching tool also reveals that she has no commitment to fostering modesty (please don't be deceived by the attempt of "progressives" to conflate essential modesty with some kind of priggish, neurotic prudery). The very fact that a teacher would consider such an activity reflects how debased and immodest a culture we have. And it reveals that she has no regard for the values of all the families who have entrusted their children to her tutelage.

"Priggish, neurotic prudery"…why, they snatched the words right out of my mouth.

There is nothing immodest about the demonstration (which, by the way, the IFI portrays dishonestly and inaccurately). There is nothing titillating or arousing about fallopian tubes, any more than there is about the common bile duct or the duct of Wirsung or the epididymus, and if you're getting aroused by hearing about any of those, or blushing in embarrassment at a generic discussion of guts, there's something deeply wrong with you. I'd suspect the lunatic who wrote the above words of having some morbid paraphilia, actually.

Wanting to pretend that your insides have all the uniformity of a potato is not self-respect, it's ignorance and denial. Those are things a school is supposed to correct, and I don't think a school or the teacher should feel any remorse about politely instructing kids in the nature of reality.