Episode CIV: The Oprahfication Thread

After brutally splicing the insane Oprah thread to the perennially random thread, it is now my intent to infuse it more deeply with the crazy: Catholics and Oprah.

Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaaaa!

Don't cry, Sven.

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