The Global Atheist Convention has not begun yet; the Global Atheists have already begun

The official kick-off of the Melbourne Global Atheist convention is tonight, but we're starting without the the officials.

I met Bride of Shrek (who is not green) and Rorschach (who wasn't wearing the cool shifting pattern mask) for dinner last night. I can't say I was exactly lively company — I was coming off something like 25 hours of total travel time with no sleep at all, and was feeling like I was staggering towards a brick wall of total unconsciousness — but I survived, mostly. Got a very good night's sleep last night, too.

It's now morning in Australia. I'm heading off to an atheist blogger/podcaster breakfast meetup, just to get my day started. If I can find the place. If not, I'll be wandering the streets of Melbourne, somewhere down by the river.

At noon, I'm off to the Freethought University Alliance for a free lunch. I have to say a few words, too, but I aim to brief, because I am an old geezer and these are the Youth of Australia Who Will Change the Future. They should be doing most of the talking. They can run circles around me, too, which is why there is a rumor that I may have to fortify myself with some Jesus during the talk, just to keep up.

Then around 3ish, we're having a Pharyngufest with a mob of foaming-at-the-mouth, militant, crude, rude, angry internet atheists and Pharyngulators at the Young and Jackson Hotel. Bride of Shrek tells me that we have the privilege of sharing the pub with Chloe, which, with the prospects of my first Australian beer, will probably help soothe the horrifying horde. A little bit.

Finally, at 6, after we've already had a full day to work ourselves up to a shrieking fever pitch, the official events begin. It should be fabulous. I'll be looking for you all.

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They can run circles around me, too, which is why there is a rumor that I may have to fortify myself with some Jesus during the talk, just to keep up.

... We're gonna need a lot more Jesus.

I met Bride of Shrek (who is not green) and Rorschach (who wasn't wearing the cool shifting pattern mask) for dinner last night.

pix or it never happened

By Sven DiMilo (not verified) on 11 Mar 2010 #permalink

Take pictures!

I did take pictures! But I'm not outing anyone here, especially not anyone who has been careful to be pseudonymous.

the official events begin.

You know, that's the first time I've looked at the program. Sounds great. Have a wonderful time, everyone!

Wheee! See you at Chloe's!

By Cath the Canbe… (not verified) on 11 Mar 2010 #permalink

You could probably include them in crowd shots where nobody is identified. If they wish to out themselves, it is up to them.

By Nerd of Redhead, OM (not verified) on 11 Mar 2010 #permalink

Well, it didn't take 25hrs travel time for me, but I have made it to Melbourne.

I only managed to get a ticket for Sunday, so I may also be wandering the streets around the river - foaming-at-the-mouth and being generally militant.

I'm in a hotel not far from the conference centre and I see no promo stuff around - very disappointing. The morning show on TV is talking about several events in town (and the Food and Wine should get top billing on numbers), but not the Global Atheist Conference. Shame.

We should make our mark at the pub this arvo though. Heheheh (mu-hahahaha)

By Peter McKellar (not verified) on 11 Mar 2010 #permalink

Just about to jump on a plane down to Melbourne. Hope I don't miss out on too much fun :)

By Josha Inglis (not verified) on 11 Mar 2010 #permalink

Beware. Ray Comfort is down there handing out hand made leather jackets.... that he made.

I think Dawkins got one.

By Rev. BigDumbChimp (not verified) on 11 Mar 2010 #permalink

I'm not outing anyone here, especially not anyone who has been careful to be pseudonymous.

oh...right...that

By Sven DiMilo (not verified) on 11 Mar 2010 #permalink

So you've gone to Healesville with a bunch of uni students. Out to dinner with a few pharyngulites. What I'd like to know is what did both groups have to do to get a private audience with PZ? Did it involve cephalopods and hamsters?

Have fun in town PZ. I can't even make it to see you at Y&J's now. Still, sounds like there would be so many of the godless horde that there wouldn't be time for more than a 'Hi'. So, Hi! *waves* I'm about 10km north of your right now.

By Brian English (not verified) on 11 Mar 2010 #permalink

Hmm, I'm going to have to try to get down to Y&J for a bit after work, before you guys all go down-river for offical stuffs.

Hope I catch you, hopefully I might even have time for a quick beer :)

Bjarni

By montygreenman (not verified) on 11 Mar 2010 #permalink

a rumor that I may have to fortify myself with some Jesus during the talk, just to keep up.

You're going to eat some of poor ol' Jebus?

Seems he could escape the teeth of at least atheists.

Glen D
http://tinyurl.com/mxaa3p

By Glen Davidson (not verified) on 11 Mar 2010 #permalink

Is Jesus homeopathic?

By Naked Bunny wi… (not verified) on 11 Mar 2010 #permalink

If not, I'll be wandering the streets of Melbourne, somewhere down by the river.

Watch out for crocodiles! Or so I've heard.

Its a great vibe to soak up in Melbourne at the moment.

It's also nice to be surrounded by a community of like-minded people, so comforting and reassuring to have my opinions echoed back to me from people with whom I identify and share a purpose.

If I was to jettison 70 IQ points right now, I'll bet I could pass for a churchgoer.

By speedweasel (not verified) on 11 Mar 2010 #permalink

I did take pictures! But I'm not outing anyone here,

Perhaps a trusted individual with a bit of basic photoshopping skills could paste pseudonomically appropriate faces on the photos prior to distribution? :)
It may even be vaguely amusing... ;)

By Charlie Foxtrot (not verified) on 11 Mar 2010 #permalink

My travel time to Melbourne is only 3 hours and yet I won't be able to make it. Sigh.

Now a word to the wise from another North American now in Auz: I know us godless, liberal types are used to looking to the left in all things but when you step into the street look right! I haven't seen a snake, my encounters with kangaroos and platypuses have been entirely benign and I've got every spider before they've got me. But it's only been luck that I haven't been mowed down yet, after a year and a half I still have to remind myself that the cars are coming from the other direction.

By FossilFishy (not verified) on 11 Mar 2010 #permalink

FossilFishy, where do you find yourself? 3 hours could be Warrnambool, Echuca, Sale perhaps?

By Brian English (not verified) on 11 Mar 2010 #permalink

This is all that the Melbourne newspaper The Age (Online) has about the conference today.
I would have hoped for better, personally. Maybe it's just a style thing.

By Charlie Foxtrot (not verified) on 11 Mar 2010 #permalink

Welcome to Melbourne, I'll buy the first Chardonney if I get to Chloes bar early enough. x

By https://www.go… (not verified) on 11 Mar 2010 #permalink

I second that comment from FossilFishy. I've been in NZ 4 years now, and I still forget to look right before I step off the curb... be careful! Have a great time, all ;)

By SpriteSuzi (not verified) on 11 Mar 2010 #permalink

Talking about Australia, some guys were talking loudly at work here about all the bad things that have happened to Australia recently.

They were listing them - Drought, Floods, Fire, Pestilence.

But they totally cracked up when I added "...and Australians!"

FYI - I am a Kiwi. :-)

Hopefully I get to meet you PZ. Dunno what I'd say, but maybe HI or something?

By martinpribble (not verified) on 11 Mar 2010 #permalink

Looks like a few of us are coming from Canberra. It'll be good to see Chloe again.

There will also be a couple of evens on while PZ is in Canberra, including a Skeptics in the Pub on Saturday 20th from midday. There is also a rumour that PZ may drop into the Wig and Pen on Friday evening 19th from about 5 pm. But that's a rumour put about by people who know. I'm trying to get Ray Comfort to attend, but no luck yet!

By Chris Nedin (not verified) on 11 Mar 2010 #permalink

Brian: I'm in Myrtleford, it might be closer to 4 hours.

By FossilFishy (not verified) on 11 Mar 2010 #permalink

I've been in NZ 4 years now, and I still forget to look right before I step off the curb

In New Zealand you have to look both ways, even when you're on the footpath.

By Xenithrys (not verified) on 11 Mar 2010 #permalink

Will that be fortified jesus, red or white jesus?

By MadScientist (not verified) on 11 Mar 2010 #permalink

@Cyberguy: for a continent the size of Australia, most years it's safe to bet that there will be droughts, floods, pestilence, fire, kiwis, etc.

By MadScientist (not verified) on 11 Mar 2010 #permalink

for a continent the size of Australia, most years it's safe to bet that there will be droughts, floods, pestilence, fire, kiwis, etc.

At least something good then ;-)

By Xenithrys (not verified) on 11 Mar 2010 #permalink

It's probably late now, but with regards to beer: don't let my fellow Melbournians get away with slipping you the cheap, nasty swill such as VB, MB or Foster's. If you care about trying our beer, ask for James Squire, or ask about stuff from micro breweries (there are quite a few).

I hope that you enjoy your stay!

By Pikemann Urge (not verified) on 11 Mar 2010 #permalink

@Pikemann: The micro breweries charge too much and are hit-and-miss unless you have some to recommend (I've spit out a few while doing the rounds of Melbourne); I'd go for a case of Carlton Draught (better still if it's on tap) or else stick with the Guinness (but only on tap). If I were feeling cruel I'd offer a case of XXXX.

Isn't VB just for export to NSW? I don't know what MB is used for - maybe to keep the pong in the Yarra. I don't think it can be easily exported due to its classification as a hazardous substance.

By MadScientist (not verified) on 11 Mar 2010 #permalink

I am able to report that after tasting the delicious beers on offer at Chloé's Bar (it looked like he was drinking "the Chief", or maybe the "Growler"), and being given an intimate introduction to the eponymous lady, PZ was sent off down Flinders Street in the general direction of the Convention Centre at about quarter past six p.m.

Many of the godless horde gathered for the GAC were in attendance, and I am sure photographic evidence will surface in due course!

Philip (aka Pope Maledict DCLXVI before the advent of compulsory signing-in)

I am surprised that no Pharyngulaites have made reference to the lovely Chloe, who was a victim of rampant Presbyterianism. It was in the National Gallery of Victoria for only three weeks before religous outrage saw the painting removed. It is good that is has ended up before a more appreciative audience in a pub:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Young_&_Jackson#Chlo.C3.A9

By Leslie in Canada (not verified) on 12 Mar 2010 #permalink

I met Bride of Shrek (who is not green)…

Feck!

The micro breweries charge too much and are hit-and-miss unless you have some to recommend (I've spit out a few while doing the rounds of Melbourne)…

Yet another reason to avoid convictland.