Apparently, if you die for Allah, the bullets ripping through your body will feel like angels' kisses, and the first thing that happens when you pop into heaven is that a horny black-eyed virgin (or two! Or 72!) will jump your bones. Although, actually, these homely losers for Mohammed don't actually know any of that, they're just lying to convince people who are dumber than they are to die for their cause.
Something else to keep in mind: when the Islamic countries push anti-blasphemy laws in the UN, what they're actually demanding is that no one have the right to state that these life-hating misogynistic clerics of death are full of shit.
(via RichardDawkins.net and Why Evolution is True)
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