OneNewsNow.com makes the most truly stupid polls

Would you believe what kind of inane question they're asking now?

Do you believe you evolved from an ape-like creature?

Yes - 7.10%

No - 91.07%

Unsure - 1.83%

Gaaaah. I am an ape-like creature. My mother and father are ape-like creatures, as are my brothers and sisters and grandparents and distant relatives and ancient ancestors, going back tens of millions of years. And I'm proud of them all, every one of them, except for the lackwitted atavisms who squat in squalid ignorance at Christian news sites, congratulating each other on how their ancestry is only 6,000 years old…and every one of their parents was a similarly mindless blob with no connection to the deep history of life on earth.

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