*Bleep* *Bleep* *Bleep* Cock*Bleep* Mother*Bleep* *Bleep* and *Bleep*

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When the contractors were once again in the flat, trying unsuccessfully to fix the IKEA kitchen fiasco that has cost my spouse many thousands of euros, I said to one of them (who claimed he didn't know any English); "I'll bet I can name at least three English words that you do know: shit, fuck and damn."

His speechless laughter was confirmation enough.

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