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The following items were trapped in my spam filter over a period of several minutes, this morning. Each from a different IP address, each signed by a different author, each has a different fake email (provided), each points to a different web site (not provided) and each has a slightly different set of grammatical mistakes but all of the messages are of the same form.

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By Benton Jackson (not verified) on 12 Feb 2011 #permalink

I think that these messages may well be from the Bad Translator which uses multiple passes from one language to another through Google translate to give an "often hilarious" result (it says):
http://www.conveythis.com/translation.php
But that would be boring.

"You positively know find out how to carry a problem to mild and make it important."

That strikes me as being a backhanded compliment, however unintentional. It's like saying, "You're a pro at making mountains out of molehills."

Warren: yeah, i know it sounded like that to me. that's why i posted the link to a Monty Python skit above. it is full of "compliments."

"The product was shipped right away and came a day early. It was brand new in box with warranty and everything, exactly as seller promised. Headphones work great and were definitely worth the price so far."