Holy Christ on a Stick! I'ts goddamn blasphemy day!

I live my life so that EVERY DAY is a blasphemy! :)

Blasphemy is a blast for me!

I hate GOD and his Evil twin DOG

Wonderful. That means I can have Halibut for tea tonight.

fuck catholicism
fuck islam

fuck hinduism

fuck buddhism

fuck protestants

fuck orthodoxeseses

fuck shintoism

while it may not be blashpemy,

fuck woo-pitchers of all sorts

fuck new agers

and seriously, fuck you, reverend moon. i wouldn't cry if a truck full of horseshit tipped over on you.

Ellen Page loves shoveling goat manure!

Breaking News: After a years of tireless chasing, the Holy Spirit was at last arrested in Switzerland and may be extraded soon. Accused of making a barely nubile girl pregnant, in what is to become the most high-profile case of all times, he faces charges of unlawful sex with a minor and may spend several years in prison.

Blasphemy Day? You goddamned right it is.

I thought I had a "God-shaped hole" in my life... but then I got a dildo.

Happy Blasphemy Day!

Dear Inc harge,

Greetings and Blessings here is Asifa Arshad from Pakistan I am going to share with you our work and request you kindly do prayer and support us . Jesus Christ Prayer Group began in December2002. It is a charitable organization led by Mrs Asifa Arshad , overseen by a group of saints. Our principle ambition is to be used as a vehicle to promote the health of the Body of Christ within the people. We believe that the world can be changed only as much as the Church reflects the glory of Christ. Therefore, it is imperative that the Church become a place where the life and presence of Jesus are continuously manifested. This begins with individual believers who are committed to living in fellowship with the Lord and with each other. Jesus Christ Prayer Group exists to promote this goal wherever and whenever there is opportunity and need.

In keeping with this goal we have been involved in nationwide ministry and we desire to serve overseas whenever the Lord wills us to do that.

Though there is always an evangelistic dimension whenever truth is preached, our orientation is primarily geared towards believers. The release of the Lord's presence must begin with the community of believers walking together in love and truth. Therefore, we are committed not only to individuals, but also to the development of mature leaders who can nurture the corporate Church to a point of maturity. Our faith declares that the Lord will have places where His presence can abide in a continuous fashion, and where believers can grow in the security of mature fathering figures.

Our main focus is:

1: Children( SundaySchools, Home Schools , Formel Education

2: Women ( Adult literacy Center , Bible Reading Groups, Cewing Centers )

3: Working People ( Share the word of God )

4: Religious Minorities ( Bible Seminars , Bible Workshop , Door to Door

visits , Prayer Meetings , Conventions )

5- Youth Group ( Bible reading groups , Bible Seminars )

Now we request all of you please prayer for our small Ministry .If you have your written material like Bible studies , forums , books , sermons or other any biblical material. Please send us we will translate it into our native language and will teach in our community .I am able to do translation work English into Urdu , Punjabi , and Saraiki . Kindly support and pray for our Ministry .I have request here that my hubby is sick and we also have a alot of expensives for his medicines .I request you that kindly give us the translation work we want to run our Ministry , run our home and medicines for my hubby . We have hope on you that you will soon start work with us.

May God Bless you.

In Jesus ,

Asifa Arshad

Jesus Christ Prayer group

Chak no 334GB Tehsil & Distt Toba Tek Singh 36050 Punjab Pakistan

I'm going to be in a hurry to get to that prayer meeting.

Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray my soul you'll never keep. If I die before I wake., I pray the Lord my shit you'll eat.

I do this best.

God Damn the Holy Ghost. haha.

I can go on forever. I am for ever.

Lot of good stuff on the internet, except for me. I like punishing silly mythological religion. Like God came to me one day, asked if anything was too hard for him. I said Yep. Can you kill yourself and never live again. He said No. I said. I didn't think so you cunt.

Anyway. Serious now.
"The first logically proposed evolutionary concept is agreed to have come from Anaximandros (Anaximander) of Miletos, who lived from 610 BCE to 547 BCE, about 100 years before the writing of Genesis. Very few texts from Anaximander remain today, but some information about the teachings of Anaximander have been preserved by later writers who disagreed with him.

Anaximander believed that life must have started in the water, and that from this early form of life, other forms of life, including man, developed. Below are some quotes that refer to the evolutionary concepts of Anaximander:

Wherefore they (the Syrians) reference the fish as of the same origin and the same family as man, holding a more reasonable philosophy than that of Anaximandros; for he declares, not that fishes and men were generated at the same time, but that at first men were generated in the form of fishes, and that growing up as sharks do till they were able to help themselves, they then came forth on the dry ground.
- Plutarch (1st century CE)

Anaximandros, the companion of Thales, says that the infinite is the sole cause of all generation and destruction, and from it the heavens were separated, and similarly all the worlds, which are infinite in number. And he declared that destruction and, far earlier, generation have taken place since an indefinite time, since all things are involved in a cycle. He says that the earth is a cylinder in form, and that its depth is one-third of its breadth. And he says that at the beginning of this world something [Diels] productive of heat and cold from the eternal being was separated therefrom, and a sort of sphere of this flame surrounded the air about the earth, as bark surrounds a tree ; then this sphere was broken into parts and defined into distinct circles, and thus arose the sun and the moon and the stars. Farther he says that at the beginning man was generated from all sorts of animals, since all the rest can quickly get food for themselves, but man alone requires careful feeding for a long time; such a being at the beginning could not have preserved his existence. Such is the teaching of Anaximandros.
- Hippolytus (3rd century CE)

Animals come into being through vapors raised by the sun. Man, however, came into being from another animal, namely the fish, for at first he was like a fish. Winds are due to a separation of the lightest vapors and the motion of the masses of these vapors ; and moisture comes from the vapor raised by the sun from them; and lightning occurs when a wind falls upon clouds and separates them. Anaximandros was born in the third year of the forty-second Olympiad.
- Hippolytus (3rd century CE)

What distinguishes the teachings of Anaximander from other origin mythology is that his views were arrived at from a naturalistic perspective and they were not tied to any religious belief. Anaximander is credited with having invented the sun dial and other observational instruments. He produced teachings in the fields of mathematics, astronomy, geography, and biology. While his teachings were crude compared to what we know today, they represent the earliest known example of naturalistic evolutionary thought."

I just love rational information.

Thanksfor letting me post.