Mickey Mouse Must Diiieieeee!!!!

Sheikh Muhammad Munajid claimed the mouse is "one of Satan's soldiers" and makes everything it touches impure.

But he warned that depictions of the creature in cartoons such as Tom and Jerry, and Disney's Mickey Mouse, had taught children that it was in fact loveable.

The cleric, a former diplomat at the Saudi embassy in Washington DC, said that under Sharia, both household mice and their cartoon counterparts must be killed. source

Hey, Regular Muslim People: Go tell your crazy counterparts to take it down a notch, OK? I mean, I agree that Mickey Mouse and the other mice must die and stuff, but the reasoning here is wrong.

hat tip Pharyngula

Tags

More like this

You can't make stuff like this up. You really can't. Did you know that Tom and Jerry are in reality a clever secret nefarious plot by the Jews? That's what Professor Hassan Bolkhari, who teaches philosophy of art at Tabatabaei and Al-Zahra Universities in Iran and is a member of the Film Council…
Now one Islamic cleric has declared that Mickey Mouse must die. He's unclean, after all. "Mickey Mouse has become an awesome character, even though according to Islamic law, Mickey Mouse should be killed in all cases." Mr Munajid seems to be a little confused about what is real and what is fiction…
The Medieval Religious State of Saudi Arabia has a school called King Abdullah's University of Science and Technology, which is co-ed (that is an extraordinarily progressive idea for Teh Kingdom) and very science oriented. The idea, obviously, is for Saudi Arabia to maintain it's old patriarchal…
The things you learn from crazy clerics… A prominent cleric, Sheikh Youssef al-Qaradawy, said modern science had at last provided evidence that Mecca was the true centre of the Earth; proof, he said, of the greatness of the Muslim "qibla" - the Arabic word for the direction Muslims turn to when…

Actually, that's the most reasonable things I've ever heard out of a Crazy Muslim (tm).
Most mice must not die! They are generally cute, furry and clever. The only scienceblogger you can say that about is PZ.
Mickey Mouse, OTOH, is a symbol of Capitalist-Whore Conspicuous-Consumer madness and decay!
Quick, go visit Disney world or the commies like me will take over!

Of course, Becca, you know it's a mark of privilege to be able to look at a mouse and see cute rather than competition for scarce resources, right? ;) Not that I didn't once adopt a field mouse I found at work.

@Stephanie Z- oh I sometimes look at mice and see them as cute, furry, and clever FOOD for even more cute, interesting, and special lizards. But they only work for food if they are alive to start. If they all died, we'd be in trouble.

@ Todd Unctious- wait, female Muslims are Ninjas? And Mickey Mouse is going undercover as one of them?

I wonder how this mullah-fella proposes to kill mouse cartoons? Did he pick up all the surplus barrels of Dip(tm) off the set of Who Framed Roger Rabbit after filming was all wrapped up?

Speaking of Dip, this guy soitenly qualifies, don't he?

So now there's a fatwa against Mickey and Minnie? I hope Salman Rushdie gets along with his new roommates. On the other hand, it may be a mark of progress that the death threats are directed against fictional characters now.