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Good Nerdy Pickup Lines

By evolgen on November 16, 2006.

The editors are asking us for the best pickup lines for scientists and science-savvy folks. How's about this:

Hey baby, that's a nice cleavage furrow, how about we introgress? I promise, no incomplete penetrance.

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These are defidently not original, but they are great nerdy science/math pickup lines:
1) I wish I were your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves.
2)I'd love to be your substrate so that I could get into your active site.
3) I'd like to be your DNA helicase so that I could unzip your genes.

HAHAHAHA

it actually worked at my hi school =)

i wish you were my homework so i could lay you on my table and do you all night

i wish we could make love like pie, cause it would be irrational and never ending