A man walks up to a woman in a bar and asks her to dance. She says no. He says, "What are you, a lesbian?" She replies, "What are you, the alternative?" So goes the old joke. You may know by now that the other day, Ann Coulter said that Bill Clinton was harboring homosexual tendencies, as evidenced by his "rampant promiscuity." Leaving aside the bizarre notion that having sex with lots of women is proof that he really wants to have sex with lots of men, here's the perfect response as given by David Letterman:
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I am a man and since I've never had sex with a woman does that mean I am straight? This is just so confusing. Please Ann explain it to me.
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