On 26 January 2008, major employers in the USA announced 60,000 jobs
would be lost. The market responded positively, as it often
does. The S&P 500 gained 0.56%.
Clearly the best thing that businesses could do would be to fire
everyone. A quick Google search indicates that there are about
150 million jobs in the USA. If everyone lost their jobs, the
S&P should gain 1,400%.
At that point, anyone with just $35,000 in a retirement fund could
retire tomorrow with a half-million dollars, assuming their fund did as
well as the S&P 500.
Oh, but if nobody were working, that half-million dollars would not do
any good. No jobs = no products.
Never mind.
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Janne: someone has to unload the ships, load the trucks and rail cars, transport the goods, run the stores, etc. But you have a point: the USA is not all there is to the economy.
"Janne: someone has to unload the ships, load the trucks and rail cars, transport the goods, run the stores, etc."
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