The funniest "Rove resigns" post

That must be this one:

Rove quitting to spend more time with his iPhone:

Rove is considered one of the nation's foremost experts on e-mail deletion, although he - like the rest of us -- is relatively new to making things disappear from the iPhone. Rove has long been an innovator in leveraging the phone for "competitive advantage" in the often rough-and-tumble world of national politics.

Paul adds:

The funniest "Rove resigns" entry may be the most factual. I do hope he figures out how to do mass email deletions on the iPhone and that he shares that info with the rest of us.

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How about a Sammy Davis Jr. mashup..

Who can make the son rise?
Sprinkle it with woo
Making it all blossom from the big turdy pile of poo
The Rovey man...
The Rovey man can
The Rovey man can 'cause he mixes it with hate
And lowers the US IQ

By Steve Murphy (not verified) on 15 Aug 2007 #permalink