Hokey Haiku #1

Time for a new category here at the Refuge, namely "Hokey Haiku". It's just a fun way to communicate a simple thought or observation of the day in a mere 17 syllables. Don't expect Robert Frost or e.e.cummings though.

Summer's vanishing
Where is my calculator?
The semester starts

Yep. I'm back on campus.

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Second cup of Joe
Tired of life, graduate school
A new term begins

or...

The evil gnomes know
Of my doctoral pressures
And destroy my data

Haiku?

Gesundheit.

By Lemon Curry (not verified) on 21 Aug 2008 #permalink

Wiping tears away
Wont stop the chest from heaving
So why hide the pain?

By Lofcaudio (not verified) on 21 Aug 2008 #permalink

What the hell...
Nobody is going to believe me anyway...
Fuck it!

By Bill from Dover (not verified) on 21 Aug 2008 #permalink

John McCain lost five military jets...
One was not his fault...
Which one?

By Bill from Dover (not verified) on 21 Aug 2008 #permalink

I could sit here and opine all night long,
but I ask you,
What's the point?

By Bill from Dover (not verified) on 21 Aug 2008 #permalink

Remember when ya didn't like broccoli,
but now ya do?
Yummies!!!

By Bill from Dover (not verified) on 21 Aug 2008 #permalink

Gimmie a grinder with double meat
and double cheese,
but hold the hots.

By Bill from Dover (not verified) on 21 Aug 2008 #permalink

Tonight, I feel like a hot dog
With bacon & cheese...
I'm on a roll.

By Bill from Dover (not verified) on 21 Aug 2008 #permalink

While Autumn prepares
Summer lolls like a young girl
The weather is warm

By Crudely Wrott (not verified) on 21 Aug 2008 #permalink

Bill, I like your entries, but usually Haiku is taken as three lines of 5-7-5 syllables to achieve the 17 total. But I note that the rules have weaken over the years (and a syllable is only an approximation to the Japanese sound count anyway).

Learning? Not really.
Another year of school means
More hoops to jump through.

By Lofcaudio (not verified) on 22 Aug 2008 #permalink